sexioto:

tumblrs message system is a bit like messenger pigeons only they’re chickens and you just kind of throw them in the direction of the recipient and hope they find their way

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hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

(via pizza)

smathmouth:

My favourite Christmas carol is silent night because of the line “holy infant, so tender and mild” because I like to imagine the baby Jesus as a chicken wing

(Source: damnitoba, via i-am-the-cowboy-king)

humorous:

thedemigodinitiative:

Finishing homework at 4am

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davybot:

tsvlink25:

When you’re just scrolling and then you suddenly find porn

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When you scroll down and you keep seeing more and more

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